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Wed Oct 28, 2009, 7:24 PM
  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Listening to: Fireflies - Owl City
  • Reading: Up in a Heavel - Piers Anthony
A litte ode to one of my favorite cities. Sung to the tune of Hello Seattle by Owl City, with some mistakes in the number of syllables!


Hello New Orleans I am a drunk hobo
In the swamps and islands
I fall asleep in front of a liquor store
And awake while being mugged
Hello New Orleans, I am an alligator
Deep beneath the river
I'll swim up the banks of the Mississippi
And eat all the tourists
Hello New Orleans, I am a hurricane
Beating down on your shore
I will disguise myself as a category 2
Then destroy the city
Hello New Orleans, I am a gothic tard
Hanging out in graveyards
I sing about vampires and drinking blood
While shooting up with hot sauce

Hello New Orleans, I am an art school kid
Painting pictures of jazz bands
I walk around bemoaning my wretched life
but won't get a real job
Hello Seattle, I am the french quarter
with annoying tourists
drunk in the morning, drunk in the evening too
better run, we'll shank you

Hello New Orleans I am a drunk hobo
In the swamps and islands
I fall asleep in front of a liquor store



I'M TOO TIRED TO LIST OUT MY FRIENDS OR COPY AND PASTE THEM BUT I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS, KAY?

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:iconashikaska:
Lol. o.o Win. I know where I'm not moving to if I listen to those lyrics.

PS; What is the use of listing friends, I mean besides a gesture.. since they should know who they are.. xD I unno. o.o

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:iconspazzy89:
FFF SCREW OWL CITY WHAT A CRAPPY BAND

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:iconneonsaurian:
I don't know what's so important about it, either. D8

But everyone's doing it! 8DD

Pffnawww, New Orleans is a great city. 8D

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:iconashikaska:
Muahaha!~ I am no-one. o.o xD

Well.. once you get past the seasonal weather... yeah its not too bad.

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There are stories in everything, sometimes its not as easy as flipping a page.
:iconxtwilightrosex:
I love Owl City. ^-^ :heart: :heart: :heart:

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:iconneonsaurian:
Hah, I love this song, actually. I mean, the original...

And Fireflies. Fireflies is probably my favorite song ever, and it's amazing. 8D

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:iconneonsaurian:
DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF! D8

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:iconashikaska:
o.o If everybody's doing it, and I'm not... thats the logical statement. o.o T.T Why are yoo yelling aht me -sniffle sniffle-

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